Thanksgivinnnnnnn

HELLO! Time for a recap of Emily's birthday. Friday we had people over for a pregame which was fun of course and then when it was time to go to Johnson's a party bus mysteriously appeared in front of our house...

Johnson's was fun but we apparently were too drunk because we were driven home by the lovely Sarah Richardson before 1 am. All I remember is crying and yelling at the bartender because I closed my tab and he "didn't give me back my debit card" and then I found it floating around my purse circa 10 minutes later...typical.

Saturday we went to Juanita's and basically a million people came and the bartender was a huge dick to us and even when we assured him we were of age he responded with "Really? Because it looks like everyone here is 13." Thanks asshole. Then we all went to Chris's house only to find it destroyed so we back-tracked towards Vanderhorst and I unfortunately got split up from everyone but all I know is the night ended with a bloody knee for Emily.

We went to Savannah Sunday which was great except the weather SUCKED. The Andy Warhol exhibit was sweet and the food was dank so we will be returning again but only when the weather is awesome.

It's Thanksgiving break but only for one more day. All I did was eat...I couldn't even eat yesterday because I was still full from the day before. I've been up since 6 am anddd that's about all I can think of. Shoutout to Amy - good luck on the lab final Monday! F our lives!

BASICALLY...

I'm extremely bored and I thought it might possibly be entertaining to start a blog (I've always thought blogs were extremely gay but oh well) about how awesome our lives are. I should be using all this typing energy to finish my 5 page paper that's due Monday buuut I'm not feeling it. Why is this you might ask? Maybe because it's our very own Emily Elizabeth Jones's birthdayyy this weekend!

Yeahhh you go girl! Hopefully we do not end up in the Battery via party bus this year...


What else? Umm yeah, college. Our school isn't real. We go to the beach on Halloween day, there are about a million more girls than guys, etc. No football team, but no one seems to mind...


Anywho, the point of this is to document weekend adventures and whatnot. Highlights from last weekend include: MATISYAHU, Kasey saying "Bootyism" instead of "Buddhism" when it was her turn to say a religion during categories of circle of death; Amy and I getting free hotdogs...twice... on King Street; Amy microwaving her hotdog WRAPPED IN TINFOIL and basically blowing up our microwave; something bad always happening at Music Farm but luckily Amy saved the day.

Monday we went to Folly Beach to watch the meteor shower. Meteors are pretty cool. Tuesday - ??? nothing interesting happened that I can think of. Wednesday we went ice skating for Emily's birthday. It was a success considering no one fell.





And today is Thirsty Thursday but we aren't thirsty. Trying to keep our tolerances on the low side for the crazy weekend that's ahead!



Text message of the day: "Are we celebrating Emily's b day yet?" from Patrick Wilson.


Smell ya later